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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 10:11
No go.
No, not a chance
No way
Injuries force USMNT to make roster changes as the Gold Cup nears - The Washington Post
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Bruins acquire former first-round pick in trade with Blackhawks - Boston.com
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Fallout meets BioShock in fascinating new adventure game - GAMINGbible
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Cancer patient given months to live is 'more positive than ever' - BBC
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Bruins Sign Victor Soderstrom to One-Year, Two-Way Contract - NHL.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
How a grad student got LHC data to play nice with quantum interference - Ars Technica
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Thousands of galaxies revealed in a single Webb image - Earth.com
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Autem nesciunt sint et reprehenderit non fuga beatae et.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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